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"This morning this lovely silk sari appeared at my doorstep wraped in a box with no note. The care lable inside says it was manufactured by a company called "ANIMA" but neither my mother or sister have heard of such a company- I dont normally accept gifts from strangers but this Sari is so very pretty and delicate I cant help but want to wear it. Thank you Anima whoever you are!"
After months of sitting on a shelf with lots of other shoes, dear sweet Effy is blinded by a FLASH of light. When his (he was a pink shoe for months.. is he a he or an it now?) vision clears he senses he is now a white satin bra sitting in a shopping bag thats being carried by a woman through the mall... could it be Effy got his wish??
"Hannah had changed her husband James into her pantyhose to teach him a lesson in humility, Instead he seemed to enjoy rippeling his new elastic body over the flesh of her legs. She was so embarassed! When she got him home it was going to be at least ten cycles in the washing machine and a month in her underwear drawer before she spoke to him again!"
"Awwwwww!, Don't cry baby,
When I called Squid and told her how blabby you were
since I changed you she said
the only thing to do was to treat you like the shoe you are!
I'll see you again in about a year,
just keep telling yourself youre nothing but a shoe in a shoe box-
a year will go by in a snap!"
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