I know it's not exactly the same now that youre my frock
but look at it this way-you'll still be in the drivers seat!"
Well Ladies and Gentlepurses,
It appears our freind Ix can indeed caption!
Thanks Ixy!
I get to keep my skinny pants and short boots another season!
Real Ad I found on the web.
"I bet it must feel weird to be folded and stacked with all the other jeans. I hope your new life turns out how you want it to Peter. An existance as a pair of womens pants seems boring to me but to each his own right?"
"Well fellas, do you still think calling us "Cupcakes" was a good idea?"
MmmmmmPPpfff! Mmmpphhhh!
"I know that green isnt exactly a traditional color
for a goth outfit Troubadour, but having you stretched
tight over my arms and chest....MMMmmmmmmm!"
"HELLO?????"
"Where am i?
why can't I move?
Why am I laying here next to this giant shoe?
What's going on?
HELP!!!!"
EEk! I just changed my boyfreind for the evening! Where did he go? I left him right here!
"It's almost Midnight
and if I dont change Frank back soon
he's going to be stuck as an article of my sisters clothing forever...
I just have to figure out which one of these things is Frank!"
"OOOOOffffff!!!"
"....and I will keep jabbing you with my heel
till you get it through your thick head
that youre my PURSE...not my boyfreind.
Start acting like it!"
"Well, it was either Toe RING or Toe JAM... I would think you would be grateful"
look- youre on TV!
"Giggle!....It's your own fault David,
you insisted on going out with me tonight,
this is the only way to get you into the coven meeting,
I suggest you stop wriggling around and try to enjoy being my dress...
It's not like you have a choice!"
" Hmmm... just one more press on nail and I'm ready for tonight...
I bet if I walk by the construction site I'll find a worthy candidate!"
"Ohhhh! Alan LOVES holding you!"
"Giggle!, George LOVES holding you!
"Giggle!, Take one last look Tommy, before I cover you up for the day"
