"It doesnt matter how much you beg,

As far as I'm concerned, you've ALWAYS

been a denim mini skirt-

you were NEVER my cheating husband."

"Look, Mike is still here!"

"How did you like spending the night in the shoe store Mikey?"

"Don't worry , Some girl is going to come along and buy you any day now, Youre basic black..and that goes with everything!"

.."Oh, dont be silly! Who ever heard of a shoe wanting to be turned back into a cheating boy freind?..just enjoy your new life ok?