" Excuse me.. but do I hear your shoe.... crying?"

"Giggle! Yes! I turned my room mates boyfriend

into this pretty shoe after he tried to hit on me"

"Wow! You must be really loyal to your room mate!"

"Giggle! Not at all- she's the shoe on my other foot!"

"look at all your buddies over there Martin-

"Yeah! I see you all! F_ YOU!",

they think if they look all tuff they might intimidate me

into changing you back... but I like you as a glittery purse Martin-

it's so much better than when you were my cheating boyfriend"

"Giggle!,

Gosh Ben, It's awfully nice

having you in a place where

I can keep a close eye on you.

Now I never have to worry

about if youre cheating on me

and youre just the cutest bra ever!"

I dont care how sorry you are Dave-

I'm NEVER changing you back!

From now on your my STOCKING!

Whimperrrrrr!!!

"Since you cheated on me Ron,

Ive been really enjoying wearing you.

Youve been a really comfortable pair of panties-

all pink and frilly.

But, as fun as it is to wear you,

knowing that this is the way you get clean now

- I just love it!

It's the best part of me week

seeing you slosh around with the rest of my things!"

"....Sigh.... remember how much in love we were?"
"Ughhhh... still...love.."
"Then you had to cheat.. and I had to punish you"
"Ummmm... sorry, so sorry"
"and now you support my breasts. all day long"
"uunnnhhhh! all day? It's been MONTHS!"

"Awwwwww!, Don't cry baby,

When I called Squid and told her how blabby you were

since I changed you she said

the only thing to do was to treat you like the shoe you are!

I'll see you again in about a year,

just keep telling yourself youre nothing but a shoe in a shoe box-

a year will go by in a snap!"

"Whimper! ---- OK, OK! I get it! I'm sorry! I wont be a bad boyfriend any more!"

"Giggle!...no of course not, from now on your just a pair of panties silly!"

"I mean it, I'll be good! Please change me back!"

"It's too late, I've already made up my mind - you're a pair of my panties and I'm back in the dating pool!"

"But, I really don't like this!"

"But I really don't care! Giggle!"

" I just had to document this last part of your transformation.... from now on your just a pretty little dress, no more boy friend, no more job, no more... well no more anything. Now its just a hanger in the closet, a day on my body or a trip to the washing machine...Giggle! hope you enjoy yourself.. as if you had a choice!"

"Please Nancy! This isn't funny! Help me up!"

"I think its funny! I think its very funny that my rich

powerful boyfriend is going to spend the rest

of his existence as a high heeled boot!

"Please! Don't even joke about such a thing!"

"Who's joking boot boy?"

" THIS IS'NT FUNNY!!, change me back right now!"
"Lol, this is really funny! now i can always keep an eye on you..literally!"
"But....."
" I suggest you stop talking and start acting like the girly pair of sunglasses you are. Sunglasses dont speak and if you insist on making noise I can drop you into one of my old handbags in my closet till next summer. You dont want that do you??"

"3 Years of dating, One night of cheating and 6 weeks of being shut up in my purse. One of these days I'm going to forget and it's going to get really messy for you".

Maybe I just like you better this way. Here, in my hand. Now I always know where you are and whenever I look at my nails I can just laugh and remeber how helpful you've become!
I may even get sad when your bottle runs out of polish and I have to throw you in the trash, but then you proved you were garbage when you cheated on me ..didnt you ?
It was all I could do to keep from laughing when I ran into that slut you were two timing me with. She went on and on about how pretty my nails were..and you were sitting in my purse the entire time! She never suspected!