Just Perfect!

John will never know I lost one of the Diamond earrings he gave me ,

At least not while his best buddy Tim is under my spell

and held in the dainty little form.

"Oh GOSH! Jeremy,

did I change you into turquoise or amber?

If I don't remember soon

you're going to be a part of my jewelry collection

for a long time!"

" You make a cute bracelet Lenny, but your really not my style-Yawn!

I suppose you could stay in my jewelry box

but honestly?

I dont know If I'll ever wear you.

Perhaps I'll have a yard sale next month and sell you off!"

.."Not funny Miss Baxter!

Release me from this spell!

It's undignified for the owner of this chain of jewelry stores

to be put on display as a NECKLACE!

Miss Baxter? Are you listening to Mrrrfffff ???..

Mfffrrrff.. Mmm M..............."

"You have to speak up George-

Now that youre an earring I'm afraid

your voice is very small...

Maybe I should just use the silence spell

and let you just be jewelry..

would you like that hmmm?"

I was cleaning out my Yahoo email account and found this! It arrived a while ago and I just found it!
It was created by ERIC and I thank him from the bottom of my heart! Nice Job ERIC!!

"How many years of school did you go through Professor Iverson?

How long did you work at the university to get Tenure?

How many books did you read? How many students did you teach?

Isnt it funny that one failing grade and one magic spell

has changed everything about your life?

I mean, one moment youre the dean of the science department

and the next youre a cheap plastic neckalce decorating a coed! Giggle!

... and you said I was stupid!"

"Well, it was either Toe RING or Toe JAM...
I would think you would be grateful"

"Well Josh, I hope you enjoyed your day as a bead on my favorite necklace but now it's time to change you back and....which bead were you again? ... this could be a problem."

"Mary please! this is'nt funny anymore!"

"Shut up Frank! you're a little pink jewel in a girly bracelet-

and that's it! Your life as a bastard is over! do you hear me costume jewelry boy?

It's my wrist , my jewelry box or perhaps my pocket

...Giggle!...or my purse... and there's nothing you can say about it!

......."Whimper"........

"It's your own fault you JERK! If i hadnt heard you bragging to your freinds how you had me wrapped around your finger- you would'nt be spending the rest of your life wrapped around my wrist, and honestly? youre a much better bracelet then you were a boyfreind!"

"OOOOOOHHHH! Here are some cute ones!!"

"EEEP! No! please please please, move along, dont think I'm a beautiful earring! Once I was a man and if a girl buys me within the next twenty four hours Ill be stuck as a pretty little earring forever! Why did I ever make fun of that girl? How was I suypposed to know she was a witch??"