Jeff No Longer

"Ok, ok...

let me close my eyes and try again..

ABRA CADABRA!

nope... youre still a skirt"

.

"Think of it as poetic justice George-

"Boyfriend who hurts,

Turns into SKIRT!"

Now you can never hurt me, or any other woman again!"

.

"....Gahh! Where am I? I feel so stretched out...

Like I'm my whole body is one thin sheet stretched so tight around something warm and soft..

I can see a woman's legs in fishnets..So HUGE!

What's happened?

Help!!.."

"It doesnt matter how much you beg,

As far as I'm concerned, you've ALWAYS

been a denim mini skirt-

you were NEVER my cheating husband."

"But youre not George anymore,

youre not a Man,

youre not even HUMAN anymore!

Youre a ruffly white skirt,

pretty, feminine and MINE.

The sooner you come to terms with that

the better off you will be because honestly?

I dont care what you think!"

"...It's no good, I cant communicate with her...

As far as she's concerned I'm her new denim skirt,

never a man..

what am I going to do?"

"Finally! Youre up."

"..... Give me a break will ya? I havent had my coffee yet..."

"I cant believe you left me on this rack all night"

" What do you mean? The washing machine made you dizzy,

I was'nt going to put you in the drier..."

"It's so humiliating having to exist as your skirt"

"Dont get me started Michael..

I've got a boyfreind who was'nt man enough to be a MAN-

youre the one who WISHED for this.."

" Lacey skirt... that's what I wanted to be....Mmmmmmmm Bliss!"

" I'm glad you like it so! I'm going to let you stay this way!"

"Mmmmmmm..........What? , but you said it would just be for tonight"

"For always!! Lucky lacey little skirt!"

" Nooooooo!!!!!"

"That's right Hugo- youre a skin tight Houndstooth skirt and youre so cute!,

a pity you decided to change in winter though...

I dont know how much you can see from under my coat

but I'm enjoying wearing you!"

Deb turned her head to her best freind Cynthia and said

"...And there was a knock on my door,

and when I answered it all I found was a box"

"Was there a return adress?"

"No... just a plain brown box with a picture of a squid on it,

anyway, when I opened it there was this Buttery soft Leather Pencil skirt!!

I put it right on!

"It looks great on you Deb- much better than any leather I've ever found"

"I know! according to the lable, the brand is "LEATHER LUV"

...I've never heard of it before but I'll be looking for it now"

Angela's feet ached but she knew she had to go on. She hadnt realized the skirt she returned to this store was in fact her husband George, why he thought it was a good idea to chant something in her spell book was a mystery to her.

He had fallen onto the pile of things she was going to return and she hadnt realized till she got back home and saw the open book.. now time was ticking! If he didnt get changed back soon he would be a skirt forever!

"Who knew that such a tuff guy would become such a flirty little skirt!"
"I should have done this YEARS ago!!"

"Hmmmmmm, I'm pretty sure one of these skirts used to be a boyfreind of mine ..I can't remember... Oh well, if i dont sell him tomorrow at the yard sale then it's off to the good will donation bin."