OMG... Jeremy?
Jeremy can you hear me?
Ohhhh this is bad!
How did I know the spell in that old book would work?
I didn't really want to turn you into a strawberry... Ohhh...

Real Ad I found on the web.

"Well fellas, do you still think calling us "Cupcakes" was a good idea?"

MmmmmmPPpfff! Mmmpphhhh!

"An enchantment of eighth magnititude, A week of gathering ingreidients, A full seven hours of chanting... And your deepest desire was to give up your humanity to become...FRUIT ? Miniboy, You lived your entire life, gained experiences, had relationships so you could end up as a SNACK? ...

Oh well, I'll place you in a pile of apples at the market on the way home, some woman will buy and eat you.. a grusome end but hey- You picked it right?"