Showing posts with label shopping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shopping. Show all posts

"Oh No!, When I changed myself into this shoe,
I thought Ashley would be buying me...not her MOM!"

Some of you boys want to be PROM dresses dont you?


"NO!
Marion!
Dont put me up here!
Dont leave me this way!
Help!
HELPPPP!"

..Psst... Tom? did I leave you here?
Ohhhh! If I dont remember which shelf I left you on soon..
"Come on Anne, the bastard had it coming-
let him be a bottle of perfume, he desrves it"
"But it seems cruel to just leave him"
"Nonsense!
A lifetime in a girls purse
being squirted away, little by little-
thats PERFECT for him!
Come on, lets go!"

"....Jeez! Ginger said
if a woman bought me I'd be stuck in the form of a top forever!
Why did I insist on letting me indulge my fantasy
by having her turn me into a sexy top and
hang me here at her job at this mall?
Was I that bored? ...
will i be this way forever?"

"Please Trisha... dont let it end like this.."
"Shhhh Johnny! I'm trying to help you!"
"But you've taken away my human life,
you've turned me into some sort of clothing..."
"A designer top- and you look great!
Just be quiet while I hang you on this rack..."
"but I dont want to be someones clothing!"
"Please!
You werent man enough to be my or any girls boyfreind
- at least now you can serve a woman well"
"But.. but...mmmpphhh mmphhhh!!!!....."

".... OMG! It's Amy!
Amy! down here on the third shelf!
I'm stuck as a black leather pump...
you have to get me out of here before....
Why is she looking at me that way..
ULP! She cant hear me.
I think I'm the next shoe she tries on!"

"uuhhhhhh... where am I?
Why cant I move?
Why are these women so Gigantic?
Why am I laying next to a giant shoe?
What's going on?
HELP!!!!!!
I think I'm a shoe!
a Womans shoe in a store!!
Helllmmmppphhhhh...mmmppphhhh!!!
mmmmpph!"

"Ewww,
Youre a great color and all,
but as a coat youre a bit too dowdy for me,
I think I'll just leave you at this shop,
maybe someones Grandma-
or perhaps a school crossing guard might buy you....
anyway, good luck with your new existance"

"The potion to change your husband into a round red purse was free,
but it will cost you $300.00 if you want to leave him on display here at the shop"
"Let's chip in and leave him here - it's a bargin really!"
After months of sitting on a shelf with lots of other shoes, dear sweet Effy is blinded by a FLASH of light. When his (he was a pink shoe for months.. is he a he or an it now?) vision clears he senses he is now a white satin bra sitting in a shopping bag thats being carried by a woman through the mall... could it be Effy got his wish??

"But dont you think it's mean of us to just leave him there in the store?
I mean the shop girl has no idea he was a man-
She's going to sell him like any other shoe -
some girl is going to own and wear him!"
"He's a shoe now- thats his purpose right?"
"I suppose, but we know he was human, that he had a life...
what sort of existence will he have now being , a ladies shoe?"
"Who cares? - lets go get lunch"
"Whimperrrrrrrrr!"

"Maria left me on a rack with a bunch of other red jackets as a joke,
She said so after I was transformed... She laughed as she said "This is the best way for me to get the money you owe me back" . Then I was folded into a shopping bag and caried here where I heard Maria say she wanted to return a jacket she got as a present... They hung me on a hanger and put me here...I wonder how long it will be before Maria tells them it was all a joke?"

"...Linda, No, I beg you! Not like this! You cant leave me like this!"
"oOh Andy... You're Beautiful.. and so.. COLORFUL!"
" But what if a girl...GULP...Buys me?"

"Laura..NO!!!! you cant just leave me here..."
"Sigh...even in the end you try to boss me around ... I hope being a shoe teaches you humility Raymond ... But then again, who cares what a shoe feels? you just have to look pretty and match your owners purse..right?"
"MMMMMMPPPHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh............!"
"Well boys, my work is done- 4 transformations, 4 of you riding here to this store in my largest purse, and now 4 of you hanging side by side here in this dressing room. I'm going to leave now, Dont worry, it wont be long till a salesgirl comes along and puts you out on the racks...enjoy being pretty little dresses"

"Good luck Batepas, I'm sure that life as a red stiletto will be different than life as a guy.. Youre so pretty now, so dainty and girly.. I'm sure you wont be here in this store long, some girl is going to buy you for sure."

"Emma, PLEASE !!!..... You cant just leave me here in the dressing room like this! The sales girl will think..."
"She will think that one of the girls tried you on then left you hanging there. I expect you will be put on misteaken for a real top and hung on a rack with other tops your size...Have fun being owned Anthony"