I know this probably will feel very strange,

but if I don't pull you up soon I'll be late for work.

You're going to be a great pair of jeans Kenny

so stop crying and just deal with it!"

.

"OMG! Frank- are you alright?"

"Owwwwwwwww!!!"

"I should have listened to you

when you said I was a size bigger,

Now I've ripped you

and you may be stuck as my jeans forever!"

"But you said it was just for the day...

I dont want to be your jeans FOREVER!"

"Dont worry, if you are stuck

I promise to go on a diet so you'll fit"

"But....."

".... When Nancy used that magic spell

she found on the net to change me into a pair of her jeans,

I thought it was a kinky way to spend the day...

but now shes taken me to the store she works at

and hung me here on this rack

with all these other pairs of womens jeans...

and here she comes with a price gun!!!"

"... Silly Boy, You wanted to feel what it was like to exist as my jeans,

you said it was your deepest sexual fantasy..Giggle!

Now that your wrapped around my body how does it feel?

I mean, youre not even human any more..

a man? um.. not any more..

so would you describe the experience as Sexual?

What is sexual to a being with no organs- sexual or otherwise?

What are you thinking now?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

" I want to thank you Martin for saying you were willing to help me any way you could"

"Mmmmmmmpphhhh Mmphhh"

" I know that being turned into a pair of jeans probably was'nt what you had in mind

but I have to say... you are doing a great job!"

"MMMphhh! MMMpphhh!"

"No silly, I cant change you back,

but I promise youll be my favorite pair of jeans for a long time!"

"I bet it must feel weird to be folded and stacked with all the other jeans. I hope your new life turns out how you want it to Peter. An existance as a pair of womens pants seems boring to me but to each his own right?"

..."Ugh! there! Finally! I've managed to move! Ugh! If I push a little more...UGH! Ah! I'm Hanging off the edge...If I could get to the floor I could...??"

"(Sigh) ..if I got to the floor I'd be a pair of womens jeans on the floor... In this state, what would i do? where would I go?"

"I thought she'd change me back by now but it's been months...sob!....She's NEVER changing me back is she?"

" OWWWWWWWWW!" "giggle" "OW!" " giggle" "OWWWWWWWW!" " giggle"

"Look Paul, you were a nice guy and all, but too klingy! I need my space and you never let me have any."
"I tried to break up with you the normal way but you kept coming back and I've just had it."
"I hope you grow to like being a pair of women's jeans. You'll be expected to be klingy!"
"As soon as your hung up on this rack it's good bye for good!"