Ted's Abrupt Career Change

"... Noooo! You have to let me out of here!

I cant go on like this, as one of your belongings..

I have no dignity, no hopes or dreams..

You have to change me back!... Please???"

" I understand, You're odviously having a bad day -

I suggest you get over it or I'll just have to clean out my purse...

and I dont think you'll like the dump

much better than where you are now!"

"You were the one so interested in controling how I spend money..Giggle!

Now I dont spend a dime unless I get it from you directly!"

"mmmppphhh mmpffffff!!"

"Oh... no need to thank me..it was MY pleasure!"

"Just be glad i didnt make you too girly-

Blue is for boys right?

Now guess where your new home is?"

I dont care if you beg me or offer me money! Your my wallet now and that pink pocketbook IS your home! And while I'm at it..... FETABNUARISH GARRRT!!!!! there! No more power of speach. Maybe that will make it easier to accept your pretty little girly wallet status. Zip!

You said..

"You've been taking that sorcery class, We could fly to Europe for half the price if you changed me into something and carried me on board".

Unfortunatley I cant remember the counter spell So you're taking the place of my favorite wallet till I figure out how to change you back.

Can you see anything from in there?

-Sigh-

You better hope all those stories about Parisian purse snatchers and pick pockets arent true. I mean a girl like me, all alone, without my idiot boy freind...I am such a target!

Maybe I can find a REAL man to take me to dinner!