Showing posts with label Nail Polish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nail Polish. Show all posts


"Well Anthony, I guess when I leave you here in the rack with all the other bottles of nail polish it will be goodbye forever. Your best freind and I will get married and you get to sit in the bottom of some girls purse. I hope you will be happy because I know I'm thrilled with the way things turned out."


".... OMG! I know this place!
Those look like giant bottles of that nail polish brand she likes..
this is her manicure drawer..
all her nail stuff- why am I laying in a giant manicure drawer
next to four bottles of polish??
Why cant I move! ...HELLLLP!"

" Jenny! It's me! "
"Paul???? this bottle of nail polish sounds like Paul"
" I am PAUL! "
"But how?"
"That wish you made when we saw the first star in the sky the other night..."
"I wished it would be easy for us to be together"
"And now you can put me in your pocket! This is awful!!! Change me back!!!!"
"But I don't know how!"


Maybe I just like you better this way. Here, in my hand. Now I always know where you are and whenever I look at my nails I can just laugh and remeber how helpful you've become!
I may even get sad when your bottle runs out of polish and I have to throw you in the trash, but then you proved you were garbage when you cheated on me ..didnt you ?
It was all I could do to keep from laughing when I ran into that slut you were two timing me with. She went on and on about how pretty my nails were..and you were sitting in my purse the entire time! She never suspected!