Showing posts with label cosmetics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cosmetics. Show all posts
."Ohhhh! It feels more intense than I ever imagined,
like my entire body is my penis
and stroking your lips is the most exciting thing in the world!"
"I'm glad you feel that way Henry
because now that you insisted I actually use you as my lipstick
I cant change you back"
"What????"
"It's true. The color on my lips was part of you...
and I cant change you back unless you're complete so..."
"Are you kidding me? ,
We're in love... I have a job... I just bought a new house..."
" I still love you Henry.
You may not be my boyfriend but you'll be my favorite lipstick from now on,
I'm' afraid that's your job now.
I'll move into that new house of yours and you
...ummmmmm....
You get to live in my purse!"
.
"OMG Rob! You've totally changed into LIPSTICK!
How does it feel to be down there in that little tube?
Ive got to get you to that Gypsy who sold me this spell
so we can change you back!
I hope you re not afraid of the dark
because the best way to carry you is to put your cap on
and take you there in my purse..
but...before I do... you re such a Pretty shade.."
"Well Anthony, I guess when I leave you here in the rack with all the other bottles of nail polish it will be goodbye forever. Your best freind and I will get married and you get to sit in the bottom of some girls purse. I hope you will be happy because I know I'm thrilled with the way things turned out."
"....But she knew!
She knew that this lipstick transformation
was just a way to get me into the concert
without a ticket
...She was supposed to say the magic words
and change me back..
and if she used me,
that I'd be trapped as her lipstick forever!
Look at her! She doesnt even care,
she looks HAPPY!""
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