.

All I did was go on one date
with that woman from the office..
what was that?... Five YEARS ago?
Then POOF!...
she wears me a few times and then it's here...
This is how it all ends..
Life goes on out there, and I'm stuck in here.
I wonder If she even remembers
which one of these dresses I am?


.

"....Gahh! Where am I? I feel so stretched out...

Like I'm my whole body is one thin sheet stretched so tight around something warm and soft..

I can see a woman's legs in fishnets..So HUGE!

What's happened?

Help!!.."

"Oh Bridgette, You're so funny!

It was you re idea to turn Mister Franklyn into that strappy top.

You may be feeling guilty but I don't.

Go ahead and call the police.

Do you think there is any way to prove your top was once our boss?

Ill just say you're crazy and I don't know what you're talking about."

"What? You Bitch!"

"Oh ... If you try to incriminate me in any way?

I think you and our former employer

would make an absolutely adorable pair of Slingbacks!... "

".... Betty! Nooo! dont kiss that guy!

I'm right here with you.. how could you...

"I can hear what your thinking Ricky

and I can answer by thinking back..

"Betty, why are you tormenting me this way?"

"What are you talking about?

You begged me to change you into this dress

and now that you are one

you still want to be treated as my boyfreind?

" But Betty...."

"But dress... youre not a man anymore,

so start acting like a dress

or I'm going to treat you as trash... literally!

I'll throw you out!"

"TED!

Stop riding up

or I am not going to wear you to the party!

I mean it!"

"But youre not George anymore,

youre not a Man,

youre not even HUMAN anymore!

Youre a ruffly white skirt,

pretty, feminine and MINE.

The sooner you come to terms with that

the better off you will be because honestly?

I dont care what you think!"

"....... Ohhh Myyy Goddddddddd!

Being a girls top is BETTER than I ever imagined!

Mmmmmmmm!

Why would I ever want to change back???"

I dont know if I should laugh or cry,

Jeff read this set of instructions

and then wished to be this pretty dress -

and so he is,

but now he has no mouth,

so he cant wish himself back to human form..

I guess that means I own him now...

right?

"Well boys, who'se the tuff guy now?

I'm the one going for her masters

and youve become Giggle! My laundry!"

MMmmpphhh! MMMpphhhhhh!

".... When Nancy used that magic spell

she found on the net to change me into a pair of her jeans,

I thought it was a kinky way to spend the day...

but now shes taken me to the store she works at

and hung me here on this rack

with all these other pairs of womens jeans...

and here she comes with a price gun!!!"

"sssssSOB! It's true...

I'll never be human again,

I'll be a top till the end of my days,

Why oh why did I make that wish?"

"...It's no good, I cant communicate with her...

As far as she's concerned I'm her new denim skirt,

never a man..

what am I going to do?"

"It's no use running Anthony, I've already cast the spell!

You're going to be a pretty dress whether you like it or not!"

"... Silly Boy, You wanted to feel what it was like to exist as my jeans,

you said it was your deepest sexual fantasy..Giggle!

Now that your wrapped around my body how does it feel?

I mean, youre not even human any more..

a man? um.. not any more..

so would you describe the experience as Sexual?

What is sexual to a being with no organs- sexual or otherwise?

What are you thinking now?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

"After the Panty Raid my sisters and I took revenge on the entire frat..

They get to spend the night here in the trunk till tomorrow

where they should sell really well at our sorority yard sale!"

"I dont know...

It says if they change him into something

you have to let him go on display in this store...

put a price tag on him.."

"So?... Isnt that the whole idea?"

"But what if some girl BUYS him?

then he'll be stuck in her wardrobe for years,

maybe forever"

"Ewww,

Youre a great color and all,

but as a coat youre a bit too dowdy for me,

I think I'll just leave you at this shop,

maybe someones Grandma-

or perhaps a school crossing guard might buy you....

anyway, good luck with your new existance"

"I swear David-

keep caressing me this way

and I might keep you as my top forever!"

" I want to thank you Martin for saying you were willing to help me any way you could"

"Mmmmmmmpphhhh Mmphhh"

" I know that being turned into a pair of jeans probably was'nt what you had in mind

but I have to say... you are doing a great job!"

"MMMphhh! MMMpphhh!"

"No silly, I cant change you back,

but I promise youll be my favorite pair of jeans for a long time!"