"Finally! Youre up."

"..... Give me a break will ya? I havent had my coffee yet..."

"I cant believe you left me on this rack all night"

" What do you mean? The washing machine made you dizzy,

I was'nt going to put you in the drier..."

"It's so humiliating having to exist as your skirt"

"Dont get me started Michael..

I've got a boyfreind who was'nt man enough to be a MAN-

youre the one who WISHED for this.."

".... I Think I'm the white one hanging here in the window..

Hello? Honey? Go ahead and use the counter spell, Just aim it and

change me back... What are you waiting for??"

"Ewww,

Youre a great color and all,

but as a coat youre a bit too dowdy for me,

I think I'll just leave you at this shop,

maybe someones Grandma-

or perhaps a school crossing guard might buy you....

anyway, good luck with your new existance"

"Oh Yeah? So you tell me then-

which one of these coin purses is your boyfreind?

If you guess wrong he's going in my handbag for a LONG time."

"I swear David-

keep caressing me this way

and I might keep you as my top forever!"

"Awwwww! Tina's sad

because someone stole her lipgloss, I mean her boyfreind -from her locker"

"Giggle, she should'nt cry,

I'm sure once he's used up he'll be very happy in the town land fill!"

"MMMMppphhhh! MMmphhh!

"..But Amanda, your husband Robert is much happier as my red purse

then as the man he once was,

and Im affraid if you dont stop trying to get me to change him back

you'll find a place in my wardrobe as well.."

"Of all the things I could have changed into and I wind up

a PINK HOUSEDRESS!

Sob! I hate that Witch!"

"Owww! Mary- this really hurts!"

"Of course it does shoe boy! Ohhh! I see some broken glass and look! dog doo!"

"No Mary please...."

"You secretly wanted to be a shoe, and I secretly wanted to be a dominatrix ,

LOL! youre tough luck!"

"So the spell worked just like you wanted,

Now you're a pair of lacey panties..

and suddenly I'm stuck on a Saturday night without a boy freind.

Sigh, It's my underwear drawer for you,

maybe your freind Tony would want to take me out..."

"Kenny, you know we only had bus fare for one

so stop bitchin at me or I'll zip you shut

and leave you here at the station

for some homeless chick to find"

"Ohhhh WOW!

You are a shoe through and through!

I know you said to avoid XRays

because they would lock your transformation permanently..

so how could I resist? Giggle!

Now youre an adorable sling back

and I get your corner office once they realize

their top research scientist isnt coming back!"

"I know being a stocking

probably isnt as interesting as being

a CEO of a corporation but who cares?

Thats what I changed you into and thats what you are!

DEAL WITH IT."

"How many years of school did you go through Professor Iverson?

How long did you work at the university to get Tenure?

How many books did you read? How many students did you teach?

Isnt it funny that one failing grade and one magic spell

has changed everything about your life?

I mean, one moment youre the dean of the science department

and the next youre a cheap plastic neckalce decorating a coed! Giggle!

... and you said I was stupid!"

" Don't be so scared Roger!

A purse your size can easily hold all this chick shit.

"MMmphhhhhh mmmphhh..."

Who knows?

You may grow to like holding all this girly stuff inside your body...

I bet youre going to be a good little handbag .. arent you?"

"Whimperrrrrrrrr......."

"I can hear the clicking of a keyboard... she's typing,

Ughhhh, unhh... I can feel her chest tensing slightly as her fingers dance over the keys, ohhhhh....ughhh... even in this sitting state I can feel the weight,

supporting her breasts.. unnnngghhhh... so hard....

How long will she keep me as her BRA?"

"Too bad if you dont like being pinned to the clothes line,

It was your idea to be my underwear, deal with it!"

" I want to thank you Martin for saying you were willing to help me any way you could"

"Mmmmmmmpphhhh Mmphhh"

" I know that being turned into a pair of jeans probably was'nt what you had in mind

but I have to say... you are doing a great job!"

"MMMphhh! MMMpphhh!"

"No silly, I cant change you back,

but I promise youll be my favorite pair of jeans for a long time!"

You are a wand! That's right.. a wand