"How many years of school did you go through Professor Iverson?
How long did you work at the university to get Tenure?
How many books did you read? How many students did you teach?
Isnt it funny that one failing grade and one magic spell
has changed everything about your life?
I mean, one moment youre the dean of the science department
and the next youre a cheap plastic neckalce decorating a coed! Giggle!
... and you said I was stupid!"