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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1752808439479678118</id><published>2010-02-12T17:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T17:08:54.994-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stocking'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/S3X7eNeGduI/AAAAAAAABMU/843bw9I75VI/s1600-h/You+are+so+screwed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 307px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437528621550302946" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/S3X7eNeGduI/AAAAAAAABMU/843bw9I75VI/s400/You+are+so+screwed.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/S3X7eNeGduI/AAAAAAAABMU/843bw9I75VI/s72-c/You+are+so+screwed.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1745926463361737601</id><published>2010-02-12T17:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T17:07:24.924-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoes'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/S3X7MnP02zI/AAAAAAAABMM/_AFLrAYUSd8/s1600-h/Tom+Sobbed.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437528319232105266" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/S3X7MnP02zI/AAAAAAAABMM/_AFLrAYUSd8/s400/Tom+Sobbed.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1745926463361737601?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1745926463361737601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1745926463361737601' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1745926463361737601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1745926463361737601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/S3X7MnP02zI/AAAAAAAABMM/_AFLrAYUSd8/s72-c/Tom+Sobbed.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6592311463530560261</id><published>2009-12-31T12:31:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-31T12:31:41.999-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My shoes Collection  clothing haul ~~ part 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/Ismw9ng49f0' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/Ismw9ng49f0'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6592311463530560261?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6592311463530560261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6592311463530560261' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6592311463530560261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6592311463530560261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-shoes-collection-clothing-haul-part_31.html' title='My shoes Collection  clothing haul ~~ part 1'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1532913322115036049</id><published>2009-12-31T12:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-31T12:31:21.820-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My shoes Collection clothing haul ~~ part 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/-aS7DCb0uDc' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/-aS7DCb0uDc'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1532913322115036049?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1532913322115036049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1532913322115036049' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1532913322115036049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1532913322115036049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-shoes-collection-clothing-haul-part.html' title='My shoes Collection clothing haul ~~ part 2'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-8104502564805820847</id><published>2009-12-31T12:30:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-31T12:30:56.849-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Shoes Collection ~~ part 3</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/hyGolEHQ1sg' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/hyGolEHQ1sg'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-8104502564805820847?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/8104502564805820847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=8104502564805820847' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8104502564805820847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8104502564805820847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-shoes-collection-part-3.html' title='My Shoes Collection ~~ part 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href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SvenRIjuScI/AAAAAAAABME/OekTZ3sWKs8/s1600-h/2907958368_bf5aef2780_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SvenRIjuScI/AAAAAAAABME/OekTZ3sWKs8/s400/2907958368_bf5aef2780_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401970190851131842" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Jake lay there horrified&lt;br /&gt;His words to the wishing coin had been clear enough,&lt;br /&gt;"I wish I could be with Jane where ever she may go,&lt;br /&gt;I wish she would love me and care for me and&lt;br /&gt;I wish she would think I was vitally important to her life"&lt;br /&gt;then POOF!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..."and here come Giant Jane! OMG!&lt;br /&gt;what's going on???"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-8116641915019900127?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/8116641915019900127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=8116641915019900127' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8116641915019900127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8116641915019900127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_08.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SvenRIjuScI/AAAAAAAABME/OekTZ3sWKs8/s72-c/2907958368_bf5aef2780_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4094712332317449259</id><published>2009-11-06T14:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T14:14:03.276-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoes'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SvSeyW5Za3I/AAAAAAAABL8/yNWFOTLPNRY/s1600-h/3961559387_1821aa41b4_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SvSeyW5Za3I/AAAAAAAABL8/yNWFOTLPNRY/s400/3961559387_1821aa41b4_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401116441101036402" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;I can sense your anguish John but you have to face facts,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;as a shoe you are incapable of riding that old bicycle of yours &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;and I'm certainly not going to ride a bike in HEELS!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4094712332317449259?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4094712332317449259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4094712332317449259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4094712332317449259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4094712332317449259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SvSeyW5Za3I/AAAAAAAABL8/yNWFOTLPNRY/s72-c/3961559387_1821aa41b4_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6497769659202724479</id><published>2009-11-02T17:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T17:18:11.921-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Amiclubwear Essentials For Your Purse</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/xPJffaApl7A' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/xPJffaApl7A'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6497769659202724479?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6497769659202724479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6497769659202724479' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6497769659202724479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6497769659202724479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/11/amiclubwear-essentials-for-your-purse.html' title='Amiclubwear Essentials For Your Purse'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-2044940457894014984</id><published>2009-10-29T00:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T00:37:30.224-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BRA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SulFhysDQVI/AAAAAAAABL0/-cFu7HHCWvg/s1600-h/3198414030_af7d1f201f_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SulFhysDQVI/AAAAAAAABL0/-cFu7HHCWvg/s400/3198414030_af7d1f201f_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397922075224785234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;HA HA!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;Flop around all you want Steve-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;You aint goin nowhere..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;By the time my spell stops workin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;you wont ever move again &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;and I'll have a brand new Bra!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-2044940457894014984?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/2044940457894014984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=2044940457894014984' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2044940457894014984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2044940457894014984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/10/ha-ha-flop-around-all-you-want-steve.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SulFhysDQVI/AAAAAAAABL0/-cFu7HHCWvg/s72-c/3198414030_af7d1f201f_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-3554521820518249310</id><published>2009-10-16T13:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T13:29:38.105-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='purse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='store'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StjTek1YJqI/AAAAAAAABLs/xdaXD5jHQXk/s1600-h/access2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StjTek1YJqI/AAAAAAAABLs/xdaXD5jHQXk/s400/access2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393293076013262498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is PERFECT! &lt;br /&gt;Nancy placed me up here with this other purse...&lt;br /&gt;OMG! I'm a purse!&lt;br /&gt;Im so excited.. I wonder how many women will model me?&lt;br /&gt;Oh.. I hope I'm here for a few weeks ,&lt;br /&gt;Being a piece of ladies merchandise has been my dream forever..&lt;br /&gt;And then to be OWNED!&lt;br /&gt; to be actually used and treated like any other of her handbags!&lt;br /&gt;This is the best!...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-3554521820518249310?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/3554521820518249310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=3554521820518249310' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3554521820518249310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3554521820518249310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/10/this-is-perfect-nancy-placed-me-up-here.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StjTek1YJqI/AAAAAAAABLs/xdaXD5jHQXk/s72-c/access2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-3915732556269892570</id><published>2009-10-16T13:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T13:09:08.269-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StjSRncJ67I/AAAAAAAABLk/C2O-M6vbiWk/s1600-h/ur_7265770.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StjSRncJ67I/AAAAAAAABLk/C2O-M6vbiWk/s400/ur_7265770.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393291753862851506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;OMG... Jeremy?  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;Jeremy can you hear me?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;Ohhhh this is bad! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;How did I know the spell in that old book would work?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;I didn't really want to turn you into a strawberry... Ohhh...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-3915732556269892570?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/3915732556269892570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=3915732556269892570' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3915732556269892570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3915732556269892570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/10/omg.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StjSRncJ67I/AAAAAAAABLk/C2O-M6vbiWk/s72-c/ur_7265770.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4513288803081659559</id><published>2009-10-15T02:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-15T02:32:36.862-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StbqXXXFOJI/AAAAAAAABLc/E6XGeGgcK5k/s1600-h/glamoramabwsm07wt3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StbqXXXFOJI/AAAAAAAABLc/E6XGeGgcK5k/s400/glamoramabwsm07wt3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392755290951465106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"&gt;&lt;span class=" on down" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyCenter" title="Align Center" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 11);ButtonMouseDown(this);"&gt;&lt;img src="img/blank.gif" alt="Align Center" class="gl_align_center" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;.&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;.. But Emma... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;you cant do this to me... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;I'm your Boyfriend for gods sake!..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Really Jack? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; Have you looked in a mirror lately? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Ever since you had that dumb idea &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;to try being one of my dresses &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;our relationships gone to hell.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Emma.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;sweetheart.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;I still love you... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;If I go in there I'll be stuck this way!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;Just shut up and let me wash you! Jeez! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4513288803081659559?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4513288803081659559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4513288803081659559' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4513288803081659559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4513288803081659559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/10/align-center.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/StbqXXXFOJI/AAAAAAAABLc/E6XGeGgcK5k/s72-c/glamoramabwsm07wt3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4584597479418659171</id><published>2009-09-14T22:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T22:30:01.694-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoes'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8lQUf7lFI/AAAAAAAABLU/2Hch13nlerg/s1600-h/1466316608_1f6724328f_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8lQUf7lFI/AAAAAAAABLU/2Hch13nlerg/s400/1466316608_1f6724328f_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381561042041803858" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Tara looked away from Vincent&lt;br /&gt;who hugged her foot the way any well made high heeled shoe would.&lt;br /&gt;Pursing her lips, she contemplated the other men in her life&lt;br /&gt; who had done her wrong.&lt;br /&gt;Now that she had graduated from the sorceress academy&lt;br /&gt; life was going to &lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;be &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;interesting&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4584597479418659171?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4584597479418659171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4584597479418659171' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4584597479418659171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4584597479418659171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/09/tara-looked-away-from-vincent-who.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8lQUf7lFI/AAAAAAAABLU/2Hch13nlerg/s72-c/1466316608_1f6724328f_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-940356092986874968</id><published>2009-09-14T22:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T22:24:39.786-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lipstick'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8kfLCOP-I/AAAAAAAABLM/0Xq2Tek3g1Q/s1600-h/2560569551_1b1f804cec_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8kfLCOP-I/AAAAAAAABLM/0Xq2Tek3g1Q/s400/2560569551_1b1f804cec_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381560197687689186" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;"I'd much rather you be out here walking with me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;but I suppose that you'll be safer inside my purse..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;Tell me again?.... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;Why did you want to change into one of my Lipsticks?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-940356092986874968?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/940356092986874968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=940356092986874968' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/940356092986874968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/940356092986874968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/09/id-much-rather-you-be-out-here-walking.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8kfLCOP-I/AAAAAAAABLM/0Xq2Tek3g1Q/s72-c/2560569551_1b1f804cec_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6478369749327533952</id><published>2009-09-14T22:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T22:20:25.502-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PANTIE'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panties'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8jgpS6znI/AAAAAAAABLE/BCHL3XlfKnc/s1600-h/FIjPzcNVYqA1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8jgpS6znI/AAAAAAAABLE/BCHL3XlfKnc/s400/FIjPzcNVYqA1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381559123479023218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;"&gt;My God!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;"&gt;Better Than Anything Before..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;"&gt;Ohhhh,,, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;"&gt;When will she pull me back up?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6478369749327533952?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6478369749327533952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6478369749327533952' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6478369749327533952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6478369749327533952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/09/my-god-better-than-anything-before.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sq8jgpS6znI/AAAAAAAABLE/BCHL3XlfKnc/s72-c/FIjPzcNVYqA1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4406614343827825756</id><published>2009-09-04T11:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T11:38:53.857-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Louise Roe talks about neon dresses</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/ALml6r2YNDU' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/ALml6r2YNDU'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4406614343827825756?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4406614343827825756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4406614343827825756' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4406614343827825756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4406614343827825756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/09/louise-roe-talks-about-neon-dresses.html' title='Louise Roe talks about neon dresses'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-2621352067929889997</id><published>2009-09-01T23:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T23:42:00.003-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BRA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sp4Sm6T8j9I/AAAAAAAABK8/yHCOU0horb8/s1600-h/534692600_83a95be593_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sp4Sm6T8j9I/AAAAAAAABK8/yHCOU0horb8/s400/534692600_83a95be593_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376755464824197074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;" See what I mean Ellen?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;"Totally! Dave is really working as a BRA!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;"Yep, no more slacking off for Dave."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;"I wish I could change my boyfriend into a Bra for a few days!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;"Just a few Days? I'm going to leave Dave this way &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;forever&lt;/span&gt;!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-2621352067929889997?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/2621352067929889997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=2621352067929889997' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2621352067929889997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2621352067929889997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/09/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sp4Sm6T8j9I/AAAAAAAABK8/yHCOU0horb8/s72-c/534692600_83a95be593_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1712524901318773056</id><published>2009-08-31T22:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-31T22:31:53.574-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Coat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suitcase'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Spywhbtq3wI/AAAAAAAABKs/QBFfu-3c1mw/s1600-h/potterybarn2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 382px; height: 345px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Spywhbtq3wI/AAAAAAAABKs/QBFfu-3c1mw/s400/potterybarn2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376366143595011842" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;"oh Stanley, It would be too hot If I wore you now!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;Stop struggling... just relax and lie there like a good coat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;I promise to unpack you and change you back into yourself &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;as soon as I arrive in the hotel room.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;just think of this as a... sleeping bag!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1712524901318773056?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1712524901318773056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1712524901318773056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1712524901318773056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1712524901318773056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/oh-stanley-it-would-be-too-hot-if-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Spywhbtq3wI/AAAAAAAABKs/QBFfu-3c1mw/s72-c/potterybarn2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-232561069409529624</id><published>2009-08-25T16:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T16:38:02.485-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SpR02vNBFTI/AAAAAAAABJ0/9l237d-9jTw/s1600-h/976097396_16f8600732_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SpR02vNBFTI/AAAAAAAABJ0/9l237d-9jTw/s400/976097396_16f8600732_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374048739092665650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;"You say you like our dresses? That's so sweet!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;but we really have our boyfriends to thank...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;After they told us they didn't want to take us to the dance&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;we decided to take them... as our gowns!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;They turned out really pretty didn't they?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-232561069409529624?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-2563862357929748631</id><published>2009-08-17T23:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-17T23:27:37.006-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Top Fall 2009 Fashion Trends</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/x-nlY1bCFOc' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/x-nlY1bCFOc'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-2563862357929748631?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/2563862357929748631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=2563862357929748631' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2563862357929748631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2563862357929748631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-fall-2009-fashion-trends.html' title='Top Fall 2009 Fashion Trends'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4245453009582394308</id><published>2009-08-17T17:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-17T17:30:25.304-07:00</updated><title type='text'>LV, Prada, Jimmy Choo, Versace, Chanel Handbags... More</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/A9RcDh-ZzVc' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/A9RcDh-ZzVc'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4245453009582394308?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4245453009582394308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4245453009582394308' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4245453009582394308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4245453009582394308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/lv-prada-jimmy-choo-versace-chanel.html' title='LV, Prada, Jimmy Choo, Versace, Chanel Handbags... 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoZMm1JpdEI/AAAAAAAABJs/9kJ4trTJfwQ/s400/909.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370063835672179778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;"You're looking better than you ever did as my husband!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:85%;" &gt;"Please Meg... change me back..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;"No, this is perfect, you're an absolutely adorable hat now"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:78%;" &gt;" no... please... you cant leave me this way..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4032586813915352986?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4032586813915352986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4032586813915352986' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4032586813915352986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4032586813915352986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post_8853.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoZMm1JpdEI/AAAAAAAABJs/9kJ4trTJfwQ/s72-c/909.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-8753534896478478902</id><published>2009-08-14T22:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T22:49:08.722-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Clothing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoZLUi7_WfI/AAAAAAAABJk/TNszcEswttQ/s1600-h/3056921682_6f3a248466_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoZLUi7_WfI/AAAAAAAABJk/TNszcEswttQ/s400/3056921682_6f3a248466_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370062422033783282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I did was go on one date&lt;br /&gt;with that woman from the office..&lt;br /&gt;what was that?... Five YEARS ago?&lt;br /&gt;Then &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;POOF&lt;/span&gt;!...&lt;br /&gt;she wears me a few times and then it's here...&lt;br /&gt;This is how it all ends..&lt;br /&gt;Life goes on out there, and I'm stuck in here.&lt;br /&gt; I wonder If she even remembers&lt;br /&gt;which one of these dresses I am?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-8753534896478478902?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/8753534896478478902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=8753534896478478902' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8753534896478478902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8753534896478478902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post_14.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoZLUi7_WfI/AAAAAAAABJk/TNszcEswttQ/s72-c/3056921682_6f3a248466_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-9112338173933822482</id><published>2009-08-11T12:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-11T12:59:56.575-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lip Gloss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cosmetics'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoHNI2j06xI/AAAAAAAABJc/At3pIxkROZw/s1600-h/697303219_e2fee73cc0_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoHNI2j06xI/AAAAAAAABJc/At3pIxkROZw/s400/697303219_e2fee73cc0_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368797782770772754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;"Let me go!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;"But I like you this way!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;You're doing very useful work being my lip gloss wand..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;How would I touch up my makeup without you?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-9112338173933822482?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/9112338173933822482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=9112338173933822482' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/9112338173933822482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/9112338173933822482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/let-me-go-but-i-like-you-this-way-youre.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoHNI2j06xI/AAAAAAAABJc/At3pIxkROZw/s72-c/697303219_e2fee73cc0_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-474366450793246785</id><published>2009-08-11T12:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-11T12:55:28.081-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cosmetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='store'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoHL_jDFMpI/AAAAAAAABJU/kib2v938m6M/s1600-h/1176249757_fff854b864_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 388px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoHL_jDFMpI/AAAAAAAABJU/kib2v938m6M/s400/1176249757_fff854b864_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368796523402703506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;"and finally, a step back and...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;PERFECT!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;The transformation spell worked!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;You look just like all the other products in the line Charlie!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;I just know you are going to make some girl really happy when she buys you."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-474366450793246785?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/474366450793246785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=474366450793246785' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/474366450793246785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/474366450793246785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SoHL_jDFMpI/AAAAAAAABJU/kib2v938m6M/s72-c/1176249757_fff854b864_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1563981334251333141</id><published>2009-08-09T23:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-09T23:22:22.646-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Top 10 NYX Lipsticks</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/CrOBGbHCRMs' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/CrOBGbHCRMs'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Which one are you?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1563981334251333141?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1563981334251333141/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1563981334251333141' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1563981334251333141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1563981334251333141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-10-nyx-lipsticks.html' title='Top 10 NYX Lipsticks'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6418861454751079614</id><published>2009-08-09T23:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-09T23:20:47.564-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My 5 favourite lipsticks right now</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/VXzJy6CnU-Y' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/VXzJy6CnU-Y'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pick which one you want to be!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6418861454751079614?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6418861454751079614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6418861454751079614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6418861454751079614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6418861454751079614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-5-favourite-lipsticks-right-now.html' title='My 5 favourite lipsticks right now'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4825266124315248309</id><published>2009-08-03T13:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T13:38:27.717-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mentos commercial (Broken Shoe) from the 90s</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/ZMbnzl7Fj6w' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/ZMbnzl7Fj6w'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OMG! she changes you into a shoe, wears you with a matching real shoe- then the real shoe breaks, she eats some candy, decides you are nothing but a shoe now... and then treats you like ... A SHOE!  and you of course are trapped forever!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4825266124315248309?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4825266124315248309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4825266124315248309' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4825266124315248309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4825266124315248309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/mentos-commercial-broken-shoe-from-90s.html' title='Mentos commercial (Broken Shoe) from the 90s'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6563389829785705401</id><published>2009-08-03T13:34:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T13:34:22.334-07:00</updated><title type='text'>high heel shopping3</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/GQoPzc4kn_w' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/GQoPzc4kn_w'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6563389829785705401?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6563389829785705401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6563389829785705401' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6563389829785705401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6563389829785705401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/high-heel-shopping3.html' title='high heel shopping3'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-3802155810464896855</id><published>2009-08-03T13:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T13:34:07.348-07:00</updated><title type='text'>high heels shopping2</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/rfdFOAWDFuM' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/rfdFOAWDFuM'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-3802155810464896855?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/3802155810464896855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=3802155810464896855' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3802155810464896855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3802155810464896855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/high-heels-shopping2.html' title='high heels shopping2'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6173390108818657733</id><published>2009-08-03T13:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T13:33:57.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'>high heels shopping1</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/tRGCjKydQSs' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/tRGCjKydQSs'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6173390108818657733?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6173390108818657733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6173390108818657733' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6173390108818657733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6173390108818657733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/high-heels-shopping1.html' title='high heels shopping1'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-192139487849245893</id><published>2009-08-03T13:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T13:20:41.546-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Pursuit of Shoes</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/wNklL-Wjxrs' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/wNklL-Wjxrs'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Imagine two girls fighting over you!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-192139487849245893?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/192139487849245893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=192139487849245893' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/192139487849245893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/192139487849245893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/08/pursuit-of-shoes.html' title='The Pursuit of Shoes'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6875957780980797787</id><published>2009-07-29T18:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T18:40:02.497-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='store'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SnD25a52BWI/AAAAAAAABJM/iBB2R0dwULw/s1600-h/2604910369_c532f77487_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SnD25a52BWI/AAAAAAAABJM/iBB2R0dwULw/s400/2604910369_c532f77487_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364058622533174626" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-size:85%;" &gt;... And as Inch blew out the candles on his cake he felt a sudden tingle all over his body and the sensation of whooshing through the air&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;then total darkness. He was unable to move, unable to speak and overwhelmed by the smell or polished leather. He didn't have to think about his situation long because there was a sudden burst of light then a giant hand lifted what looked like a  giant high heeled boot where it sat next to him. A giant Asian woman placed it on her foot as she spoke to a giant sales girl&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;" Ohh! this boot is good, perfect for the trip back to Tokyo tonight". &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;   &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;Then her giant hand reached his way again, this time lifting him up and placing him on the floor as she lifted her foot to try him on.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;  &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;He was of course a perfect fit! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6875957780980797787?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6875957780980797787/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6875957780980797787' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6875957780980797787'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6875957780980797787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/07/blog-post_29.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SnD25a52BWI/AAAAAAAABJM/iBB2R0dwULw/s72-c/2604910369_c532f77487_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1351647210153169295</id><published>2009-07-28T19:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T19:32:02.408-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Corporate Fantasy Girl</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/ujoVxGv8j5Y' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/ujoVxGv8j5Y'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1351647210153169295?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1351647210153169295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1351647210153169295' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1351647210153169295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1351647210153169295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/07/corporate-fantasy-girl.html' title='Corporate Fantasy Girl'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4632333065387009541</id><published>2009-07-26T21:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T21:59:20.557-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='purse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cosmetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lipstick'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sm0x1b7Yd4I/AAAAAAAABJE/6lustRrbJuo/s1600-h/lipstick_transformation.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362997525367781250" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sm0x1b7Yd4I/AAAAAAAABJE/6lustRrbJuo/s400/lipstick_transformation.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; .&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"Ohhhh!  It feels more intense than I ever imagined, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;like my entire body is my penis &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;and stroking your lips is the most exciting thing in the world!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"I'm glad you feel that way Henry &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;because now that you insisted I actually use you as my lipstick &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;I cant change you back"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"What????"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"It's true. The color on my lips was part of you... &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;and I cant change you back unless you're complete so..."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"Are you kidding me? , &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;We're in love... I have a job... I just bought a new house..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;" I still love you Henry. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;You may not be my boyfriend but you'll be my favorite lipstick from now on, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;I'm' afraid that's your job now. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;I'll move into that new house of yours and you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;...ummmmmm....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;You get to live in my purse!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4632333065387009541?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4632333065387009541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4632333065387009541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4632333065387009541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4632333065387009541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/07/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sm0x1b7Yd4I/AAAAAAAABJE/6lustRrbJuo/s72-c/lipstick_transformation.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-566040134053943941</id><published>2009-07-21T18:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T18:22:31.186-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Owned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='store'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SmZoWAK88QI/AAAAAAAABI8/oaAsOSBi730/s1600-h/3111373901_5a95a65f67_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361087133643501826" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SmZoWAK88QI/AAAAAAAABI8/oaAsOSBi730/s400/3111373901_5a95a65f67_b.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"look at all these pretty dresses Marsha!"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"I cant wait to try them on Alice!"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;Mike could only listen in horror as the women &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;shifted the garments hanging on either side of him. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;Since his transformation he had existed &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;as a frilly dress on a rack in this store for two weeks. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;He wondered if his ex wife would change him back soon &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;or would he have to endure the humiliation &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;of being selected, tried on, sold and worn &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;by some strange woman he had never met before&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-566040134053943941?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/566040134053943941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=566040134053943941' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/566040134053943941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/566040134053943941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/07/look-at-all-these-pretty-dresses-marsha.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SmZoWAK88QI/AAAAAAAABI8/oaAsOSBi730/s72-c/3111373901_5a95a65f67_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1883676313271511013</id><published>2009-07-05T22:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T22:14:47.596-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SlGHePMv26I/AAAAAAAABI0/WTXjf0Vu_xQ/s1600-h/3145559651_c59ca8ed8c_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355210385466055586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 268px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SlGHePMv26I/AAAAAAAABI0/WTXjf0Vu_xQ/s400/3145559651_c59ca8ed8c_b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Mark? ... Mark is that you?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Oh My God! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Those words we found on the &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Internet&lt;/span&gt; really were a spell!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;How does it feel to be a pair of panties?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;You're&lt;/span&gt; so little and cute! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;I cant wait to wear you tomorrow!, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;you wont mind spending the night &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;in my underwear drawer will you?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1883676313271511013?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1883676313271511013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1883676313271511013' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1883676313271511013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1883676313271511013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/07/mark.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SlGHePMv26I/AAAAAAAABI0/WTXjf0Vu_xQ/s72-c/3145559651_c59ca8ed8c_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-906415033939660400</id><published>2009-07-02T22:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T23:05:08.116-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BRA'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sk2et4OOCOI/AAAAAAAABIs/ZalCCF-8GXE/s1600-h/aa+bra.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354110043036715234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sk2et4OOCOI/AAAAAAAABIs/ZalCCF-8GXE/s400/aa+bra.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Look at the bright side Jeff,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;You always wanted to see the inside &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;of the girls locker room&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and as my &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;BRA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;... you can!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Giggle&lt;/em&gt;! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;In fact.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;you  get to see the &lt;strong&gt;inside&lt;/strong&gt; of a girls locker!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-906415033939660400?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/906415033939660400/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=906415033939660400' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/906415033939660400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/906415033939660400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/07/look-at-bright-side-jeff-you-always.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sk2et4OOCOI/AAAAAAAABIs/ZalCCF-8GXE/s72-c/aa+bra.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-5423945520069875416</id><published>2009-06-30T22:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T22:12:28.219-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='store'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SkruaTcTbPI/AAAAAAAABIc/qFWCv8TzpTc/s1600-h/3067619501_871e498cfd_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353353242746252530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SkruaTcTbPI/AAAAAAAABIc/qFWCv8TzpTc/s400/3067619501_871e498cfd_b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"I'm sorry Tim... what were you just saying?... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;something about me being "Useless" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and something about wanting to "Break up" with me?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Mmphhh&lt;/span&gt;! &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Mmphh&lt;/span&gt;!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"No , &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; right.. we should break up. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Tell you what, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;I'll just leave you here on this table with all these other pretty shoes.."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;MMpphhh&lt;/span&gt;?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Oh yes.. &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Didn't&lt;/span&gt; I ever tell you, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;one of the most "Useless" things about me is I'm a witch..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Oh.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; a shoe. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Have a nice life!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-5423945520069875416?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/5423945520069875416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=5423945520069875416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/5423945520069875416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/5423945520069875416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/im-sorry-tim.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SkruaTcTbPI/AAAAAAAABIc/qFWCv8TzpTc/s72-c/3067619501_871e498cfd_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-7660259870754230966</id><published>2009-06-30T21:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T22:03:50.343-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='store'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SkrtY3kNiPI/AAAAAAAABIU/KYRUDG4S9QQ/s1600-h/113150451_7284fb0a62_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353352118571731186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SkrtY3kNiPI/AAAAAAAABIU/KYRUDG4S9QQ/s400/113150451_7284fb0a62_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"That's it Britta, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;don't&lt;/span&gt; turn back... just keep walking&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;It was Donald's fondest wish to be turned into a wedding dress,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;You just go back to your life and I'll make sure he's sold to the right girl "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-7660259870754230966?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/7660259870754230966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=7660259870754230966' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7660259870754230966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7660259870754230966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/thats-it-britta-dont-turn-back.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SkrtY3kNiPI/AAAAAAAABIU/KYRUDG4S9QQ/s72-c/113150451_7284fb0a62_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-6682067193475088240</id><published>2009-06-23T18:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T18:38:39.007-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fashion Junkee on the TODAY Show</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/J3OLoZdHtRE' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/J3OLoZdHtRE'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-6682067193475088240?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/6682067193475088240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=6682067193475088240' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6682067193475088240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/6682067193475088240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/fashion-junkee-on-today-show.html' title='Fashion Junkee on the TODAY Show'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-5339256749093698438</id><published>2009-06-17T13:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T14:19:18.139-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panties'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjlR1divWCI/AAAAAAAABIM/mZfMez81rrk/s1600-h/l_567fae43e409a20f39429a5c847264e6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348396011384428578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 309px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjlR1divWCI/AAAAAAAABIM/mZfMez81rrk/s400/l_567fae43e409a20f39429a5c847264e6.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Awwww&lt;/span&gt;... there there.. &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;don't&lt;/span&gt; cry. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;I'll figure out a way &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;to get all of you changed back into people. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;It may take a while &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;but I'll clear out a drawer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt; in my &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;lingerie&lt;/span&gt; chest &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;where you can wait comfortably. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;I know its not a hotel.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;but &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; all panties &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;after all&lt;/span&gt;..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-5339256749093698438?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/5339256749093698438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=5339256749093698438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/5339256749093698438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/5339256749093698438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post_17.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjlR1divWCI/AAAAAAAABIM/mZfMez81rrk/s72-c/l_567fae43e409a20f39429a5c847264e6.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-270013665194671482</id><published>2009-06-12T16:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T16:14:50.456-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='purse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjLgENHW_0I/AAAAAAAABIE/-iOrcSCeZDE/s1600-h/841291425_f7f2c44d59_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346582070486826818" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjLgENHW_0I/AAAAAAAABIE/-iOrcSCeZDE/s400/841291425_f7f2c44d59_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl in Blue&lt;/strong&gt;  -   "Awww! I think Cassie did a great job turning the mail man into that handbag-                               He's Adorable!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl in foreground&lt;/strong&gt;  - " Thank you Linda! I think he turned out great!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Girl sitting on steps&lt;/strong&gt; -  "Yawn... I would have made him a pair of panties, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;                                               that's a much more humiliating thing for a man to become"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-270013665194671482?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/270013665194671482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=270013665194671482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/270013665194671482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/270013665194671482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post_2235.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjLgENHW_0I/AAAAAAAABIE/-iOrcSCeZDE/s72-c/841291425_f7f2c44d59_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1645544925493785510</id><published>2009-06-12T16:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T16:06:07.224-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjLeTY6Yy_I/AAAAAAAABH8/wOKlPysRi60/s1600-h/CIMG0004_9.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346580132328426482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjLeTY6Yy_I/AAAAAAAABH8/wOKlPysRi60/s400/CIMG0004_9.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; .&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Ughhh!  Unhhhh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;It's no use, I cant move!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Since Meridith said those weird words &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Ive fallen to the floor and cant seem to move..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wait..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; Here comes Meridith now.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;why is she &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;laughing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;what is she planning to do with that &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;hanger&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1645544925493785510?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1645544925493785510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1645544925493785510' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1645544925493785510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1645544925493785510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post_12.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjLeTY6Yy_I/AAAAAAAABH8/wOKlPysRi60/s72-c/CIMG0004_9.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-5697921021829994224</id><published>2009-06-11T00:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T00:13:02.193-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skirt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjCtyPfg8aI/AAAAAAAABH0/j-CVPRKObGA/s1600-h/aa+skirt.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345963836352557474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 356px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjCtyPfg8aI/AAAAAAAABH0/j-CVPRKObGA/s400/aa+skirt.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Ok, ok... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;let me close my eyes and try again..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;ABRA CADABRA!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;nope... youre still a skirt"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-5697921021829994224?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/5697921021829994224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=5697921021829994224' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/5697921021829994224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/5697921021829994224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/ok-ok.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SjCtyPfg8aI/AAAAAAAABH0/j-CVPRKObGA/s72-c/aa+skirt.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-7606416573828203279</id><published>2009-06-04T23:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T23:33:16.153-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sii6-aAFjQI/AAAAAAAABHs/BnSQopXV9lY/s1600-h/2758737080_47b9ba2dff_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343726539169434882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sii6-aAFjQI/AAAAAAAABHs/BnSQopXV9lY/s400/2758737080_47b9ba2dff_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"And where do you think &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; going? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Stop &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;wasting&lt;/span&gt; time &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and hop on back into my shopping bag &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;so I can make the salesgirl think I'm returning you.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;You can do it on your own &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;or we can wait another few seconds &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;till the paralysis spell kicks in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and leaves you like every other dress.."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-7606416573828203279?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/7606416573828203279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=7606416573828203279' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7606416573828203279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7606416573828203279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/and-where-do-you-think-youre-going-stop.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sii6-aAFjQI/AAAAAAAABHs/BnSQopXV9lY/s72-c/2758737080_47b9ba2dff_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-8823348256170011250</id><published>2009-06-04T11:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T11:20:05.174-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SigOzyh3i8I/AAAAAAAABHU/HluU1xVwjwk/s1600-h/1659481462_c943c71905_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343537240775035842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 209px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SigOzyh3i8I/AAAAAAAABHU/HluU1xVwjwk/s400/1659481462_c943c71905_b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;" .... and as the last step of the coven's spell, we must think of all the men in our lives who have cheated on us, hurt us, or stood in the way of our happiness. We must &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;envision&lt;/span&gt; their bodies twisting and shrinking down to become the new forms we have chosen for them. We must be clear that their ability to think and see and feel are in tact so they always know what they've lost... and with the final &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;klink&lt;/span&gt; of the vessels which hold the sacrificial wine we set our &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;pantie&lt;/span&gt; spell in motion........"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-8823348256170011250?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/8823348256170011250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=8823348256170011250' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8823348256170011250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/8823348256170011250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SigOzyh3i8I/AAAAAAAABHU/HluU1xVwjwk/s72-c/1659481462_c943c71905_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-7378874791739895059</id><published>2009-06-04T10:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T11:05:21.107-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='purse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SigLO30aeFI/AAAAAAAABHM/PWr-5kHSqCo/s1600-h/1528199534_97becaeda4_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343533308004956242" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 288px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SigLO30aeFI/AAAAAAAABHM/PWr-5kHSqCo/s400/1528199534_97becaeda4_b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Giggle! There, you see? You did great today!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;"&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Ughhh&lt;/span&gt;! what a relief to get all that &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;stuff&lt;/span&gt; out of me! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;It felt so strange to hold all those things inside &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;and just dangle from your arm all day."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"But &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; so good at it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;- really- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;there were moments I forgot you were my boyfriend &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and not just another purse"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;"Well I'm glad your little magic spell experiment &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;is over and you'll be changing me back"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;" yeah... About that changing back part...."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-7378874791739895059?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/7378874791739895059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=7378874791739895059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7378874791739895059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7378874791739895059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/giggle-there-you-see-you-did-great.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SigLO30aeFI/AAAAAAAABHM/PWr-5kHSqCo/s72-c/1528199534_97becaeda4_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-2156603318559714234</id><published>2009-06-02T22:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-02T22:48:21.727-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jeans'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SiYOFlNumYI/AAAAAAAABHE/zRnu1460glo/s1600-h/2214876869_20585ed4db_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342973496973498754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SiYOFlNumYI/AAAAAAAABHE/zRnu1460glo/s400/2214876869_20585ed4db_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;I know this probably will feel very strange, &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;but if I &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;don't&lt;/span&gt; pull you up soon I'll be late for work. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;You're&lt;/span&gt; going to be a great pair of jeans Kenny &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;so stop crying and just deal with it!"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-2156603318559714234?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SiYOFlNumYI/AAAAAAAABHE/zRnu1460glo/s72-c/2214876869_20585ed4db_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1296419944045151997</id><published>2009-06-01T15:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T15:32:11.777-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How To Choose a Bra That Accentuates Your Breasts</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/cvFD1lI2LdA' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/cvFD1lI2LdA'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1296419944045151997?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1296419944045151997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1296419944045151997' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1296419944045151997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1296419944045151997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/how-to-choose-bra-that-accentuates-your.html' title='How To Choose a Bra That Accentuates Your Breasts'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-3475464921112746370</id><published>2009-06-01T15:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T15:31:26.126-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How To Choose a Pair Of Panties</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/tL633sdqlEw' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/tL633sdqlEw'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-3475464921112746370?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/3475464921112746370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=3475464921112746370' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3475464921112746370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/3475464921112746370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/06/how-to-choose-pair-of-panties.html' title='How To Choose a Pair Of Panties'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-746553218677783326</id><published>2009-05-28T17:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-28T17:15:10.914-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Other'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8ohlyA0EI/AAAAAAAABG8/RO60c5ArPEk/s1600-h/2317663059_91ecd84e5f_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341032240627372098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 314px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8ohlyA0EI/AAAAAAAABG8/RO60c5ArPEk/s400/2317663059_91ecd84e5f_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Tina dozes and dreams of the day school will be over. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;If she's mastered the 1500 spells taught at the academy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt; she will be a full fledged witch!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-746553218677783326?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/746553218677783326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=746553218677783326' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/746553218677783326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/746553218677783326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/tina-dozes-and-dreams-of-day-school.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8ohlyA0EI/AAAAAAAABG8/RO60c5ArPEk/s72-c/2317663059_91ecd84e5f_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-2765120050382207445</id><published>2009-05-28T16:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-28T16:45:35.714-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Other'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8guDBGCxI/AAAAAAAABG0/7vJmTC1cZSo/s1600-h/1518276209_6576532931_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341023658540665618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8guDBGCxI/AAAAAAAABG0/7vJmTC1cZSo/s400/1518276209_6576532931_b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Brace yourself Donald, I think Amanda is coming this way&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"I'm so excited! Thanks Sophie for changing me into A chair for Amanda to sit on!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"It's not my usual kind of transformation but once you told me &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;it was so you could be used by women... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;the coven granted permission"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"Being a chair is wild! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I cant wait till this is over so I can write about the experience on my blog..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Write?... Donald, the change is PERMANENT. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;You'd better get used to being FURNITURE cause there's no going back."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"ULP!!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-2765120050382207445?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/2765120050382207445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=2765120050382207445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2765120050382207445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2765120050382207445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/brace-yourself-donald-i-think-amanda-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8guDBGCxI/AAAAAAAABG0/7vJmTC1cZSo/s72-c/1518276209_6576532931_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-811732661496684490</id><published>2009-05-28T16:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-28T16:38:31.892-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hair Clip'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8frLWJowI/AAAAAAAABGs/PQ_g6xvI7DQ/s1600-h/l_73f90a63b6856e4047baa824b9e8af16.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341022509725229826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 301px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8frLWJowI/AAAAAAAABGs/PQ_g6xvI7DQ/s400/l_73f90a63b6856e4047baa824b9e8af16.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"You &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;BEGGED&lt;/span&gt; me to change you into something &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Girlie&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and I needed a second &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;sparkly&lt;/span&gt; butterfly clip for my hair... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;what are you complaining about?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-811732661496684490?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/811732661496684490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=811732661496684490' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/811732661496684490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/811732661496684490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/you-begged-me-to-change-you-into.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh8frLWJowI/AAAAAAAABGs/PQ_g6xvI7DQ/s72-c/l_73f90a63b6856e4047baa824b9e8af16.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-783596365759508250</id><published>2009-05-27T23:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T23:11:37.048-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='top'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh4qbpI6kTI/AAAAAAAABGk/YXNx8T_oVSg/s1600-h/2152451593_4e19b65315_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340752862496067890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh4qbpI6kTI/AAAAAAAABGk/YXNx8T_oVSg/s400/2152451593_4e19b65315_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"... But you said I'd just be a polka dot top for a little while...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;... You said you'd change me back right away...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;... You said thmmmmmmphhh! Phhh! ..........."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-783596365759508250?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/783596365759508250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=783596365759508250' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/783596365759508250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/783596365759508250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sh4qbpI6kTI/AAAAAAAABGk/YXNx8T_oVSg/s72-c/2152451593_4e19b65315_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1257402628423901315</id><published>2009-05-26T23:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T23:45:42.149-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wussy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Shzfyws4hBI/AAAAAAAABGc/_LnHqPK5ogw/s1600-h/1240676753_eab756a249_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340389321314173970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Shzfyws4hBI/AAAAAAAABGc/_LnHqPK5ogw/s400/1240676753_eab756a249_b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"Amy, this joke has gone far enough! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;You've had your fun. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Now for god's sake, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;lift me up out of this box, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;away from that giant shoe &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;change me back!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"You're such a bossy little shoe"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"Man! I'm a Man and you know it!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Not from where I'm looking- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;tell you what wussy, why &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;don't&lt;/span&gt; I just cover &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; little shoe box home with the lid &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and give you some alone time &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;to appreciate &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;you're&lt;/span&gt; place in life little shoe?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Noooooooooo&lt;/span&gt;!!!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1257402628423901315?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1257402628423901315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1257402628423901315' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1257402628423901315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1257402628423901315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/amy-this-joke-has-gone-far-enough-youve.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Shzfyws4hBI/AAAAAAAABGc/_LnHqPK5ogw/s72-c/1240676753_eab756a249_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1312276908669435741</id><published>2009-05-26T23:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T23:36:56.820-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BRA'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Shze_j5xGAI/AAAAAAAABGU/B8Z2ha7PpqM/s1600-h/l_97d0c106342d846b0e6791d1e3d37398.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340388441705224194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Shze_j5xGAI/AAAAAAAABGU/B8Z2ha7PpqM/s400/l_97d0c106342d846b0e6791d1e3d37398.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;OMG&lt;/span&gt;! If that's my pink satin bra there in the dresser drawer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;then WHOSE this holding up my breasts right now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1312276908669435741?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1312276908669435741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1312276908669435741' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1312276908669435741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1312276908669435741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/omg-if-thats-my-pink-satin-bra-there-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Shze_j5xGAI/AAAAAAAABGU/B8Z2ha7PpqM/s72-c/l_97d0c106342d846b0e6791d1e3d37398.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-342729856773303668</id><published>2009-05-26T23:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T23:33:06.953-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skirt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/ShzeBI-yOuI/AAAAAAAABGM/K-tzYPJ9Xns/s1600-h/2445799154_0c6be46021_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340387369326623458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 261px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/ShzeBI-yOuI/AAAAAAAABGM/K-tzYPJ9Xns/s400/2445799154_0c6be46021_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Think of it as poetic justice George-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Boyfriend who hurts,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Turns into SKIRT!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Now you can never hurt me, or any other woman again!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-342729856773303668?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/342729856773303668/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=342729856773303668' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/342729856773303668'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/342729856773303668'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/think-of-it-as-poetic-justice-george.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/ShzeBI-yOuI/AAAAAAAABGM/K-tzYPJ9Xns/s72-c/2445799154_0c6be46021_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-7783281881161371445</id><published>2009-05-19T22:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-19T22:17:57.559-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PANTIE'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panties'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/ShORjP4lAgI/AAAAAAAABGE/zsQeeSFmj9Q/s1600-h/544208689_3f72251913_b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337770018109456898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/ShORjP4lAgI/AAAAAAAABGE/zsQeeSFmj9Q/s400/544208689_3f72251913_b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ben&lt;/strong&gt; found it becoming harder and harder to complete a thought.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;he was writing Squid a message asking for more pantie posts &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;and then he was on the floor, in a room he had never seen before&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt; looking up at a woman.. a &lt;strong&gt;GIANT&lt;/strong&gt; woman &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;who &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;didn't&lt;/span&gt; pay him any notice.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;What&lt;/span&gt; had happened? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Where&lt;/span&gt; was he? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt; What&lt;/span&gt; was going on?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-7783281881161371445?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/7783281881161371445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=7783281881161371445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7783281881161371445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7783281881161371445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/ben-found-it-becoming-harder-and-harder.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/ShORjP4lAgI/AAAAAAAABGE/zsQeeSFmj9Q/s72-c/544208689_3f72251913_b.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-7138075181509206548</id><published>2009-05-15T17:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T17:26:23.839-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Girls Gone Styled Ep. 1: Handbags with Rebecca Minkoff</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/cO_mS-M9GXk' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/cO_mS-M9GXk'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-7138075181509206548?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/7138075181509206548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=7138075181509206548' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7138075181509206548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/7138075181509206548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/girls-gone-styled-ep-1-handbags-with.html' title='Girls Gone Styled Ep. 1: Handbags with Rebecca Minkoff'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4588242331386536581</id><published>2009-05-15T00:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T00:59:44.342-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='top'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0flopZetI/AAAAAAAABF8/2iKKPn8shz8/s1600-h/2708257599_0aa9beea48_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335955864930581202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0flopZetI/AAAAAAAABF8/2iKKPn8shz8/s400/2708257599_0aa9beea48_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Remember Paco-  I let you be my hoodie &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;and I even agreed to wear you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;as long as you don't mess up my hair"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;"I'll try Jane but it's  not like I can control what my body does.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;I'm ..um.. fabric now, I cant seem to move anything.."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"You mess up my hair and you're gonna stay my hoodie forever!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4588242331386536581?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4588242331386536581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4588242331386536581' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4588242331386536581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4588242331386536581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/remember-paco-i-let-you-be-my-hoodie.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0flopZetI/AAAAAAAABF8/2iKKPn8shz8/s72-c/2708257599_0aa9beea48_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1309437063947072180</id><published>2009-05-15T00:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T00:47:14.074-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cheating boyfreind'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0cvOl2tgI/AAAAAAAABFs/M-HU7WIL43A/s1600-h/312209231_620f6cdb82_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335952731200206338" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0cvOl2tgI/AAAAAAAABFs/M-HU7WIL43A/s400/312209231_620f6cdb82_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;" Excuse me.. but do I hear your shoe.... crying?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;"Giggle!  Yes! I turned  my room mates boyfriend &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;into this pretty shoe after he tried to hit on me"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"Wow! You must be really loyal to your room mate!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Giggle! Not at all- she's the shoe on my other foot!"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1309437063947072180?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1309437063947072180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1309437063947072180' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1309437063947072180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1309437063947072180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/excuse-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0cvOl2tgI/AAAAAAAABFs/M-HU7WIL43A/s72-c/312209231_620f6cdb82_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1985444062961121838</id><published>2009-05-15T00:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T00:38:08.620-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='purse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cheating boyfreind'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0avh-0pUI/AAAAAAAABFk/vq4Q_JAyEIc/s1600-h/824887426_35e6d4dea1_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335950537381946690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0avh-0pUI/AAAAAAAABFk/vq4Q_JAyEIc/s400/824887426_35e6d4dea1_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"look at all your buddies over there Martin&lt;/em&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;"Yeah! I see you all! F_ YOU!",&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;they think if they look all tuff they might intimidate me &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;into changing you back... but I like you as a glittery purse Martin- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;it's so much better than when you were my cheating boyfriend"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1985444062961121838?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1985444062961121838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1985444062961121838' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1985444062961121838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1985444062961121838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/look-at-all-your-buddies-over-there.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0avh-0pUI/AAAAAAAABFk/vq4Q_JAyEIc/s72-c/824887426_35e6d4dea1_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-4878811219460747107</id><published>2009-05-15T00:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T00:31:31.672-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BRA'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0ZkEKoyqI/AAAAAAAABFc/AAN942-TnNc/s1600-h/2817369926_7e5421ae2e_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335949240888248994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 333px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0ZkEKoyqI/AAAAAAAABFc/AAN942-TnNc/s400/2817369926_7e5421ae2e_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I was too nervous to speak up... she's so lovely, so beautiful... I'm so bad at people, she thought I might hurt her and that flash.. her magic.. ughhhhhh... I never wanted to be a womans bra.. why did she change me into a bra?  My whole life is holding a womans breasts, my purpose is to hold breasts..   Lofe is so much better now.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-4878811219460747107?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/4878811219460747107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=4878811219460747107' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4878811219460747107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/4878811219460747107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-was-too-nervous-to-speak-up.html' title=''/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/Sg0ZkEKoyqI/AAAAAAAABFc/AAN942-TnNc/s72-c/2817369926_7e5421ae2e_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-2244672762815048644</id><published>2009-04-22T00:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T00:19:46.088-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Avoiding High Heel Mishaps</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/AnkxqXdPdSE' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/AnkxqXdPdSE'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-2244672762815048644?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/2244672762815048644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=2244672762815048644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2244672762815048644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/2244672762815048644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/2009/04/avoiding-high-heel-mishaps.html' title='Avoiding High Heel Mishaps'/><author><name>Squidonhead</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00603678625250346665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fuNTXHA1e6s/SZXbSZWWNDI/AAAAAAAABCk/nh4F4qgsL6o/S220/Squid+AV+for+web.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30405113.post-1296619229723289256</id><published>2009-04-22T00:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T00:16:20.901-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Swap Shop</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height='350' width='425'&gt;&lt;param value='http://youtube.com/v/AQNaaVZiU6I' name='movie'/&gt;&lt;embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/AQNaaVZiU6I'/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What a great way to get rid of all those people you transformed!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30405113-1296619229723289256?l=onceiwasaman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onceiwasaman.blogspot.com/feeds/1296619229723289256/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30405113&amp;postID=1296619229723289256' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1296619229723289256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30405113/posts/default/1296619229723289256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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