.Once i Was a Man

"Awwwwwww! Don't cry Jeffery.

My spell changed you into a really sexy pantie.

You wont have to sit in the store long.

Some girl is going to buy you right away...

With the way you look now?

I'm sure you'll only be worn

on nights when she wants to excite her man.

I bet your going to spend most of your time in her lingerie drawer".