Ever wonder why Grandpa vanished?
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"Maria left me on a rack with a bunch of other red jackets as a joke,
She said so after I was transformed... She laughed as she said "This is the best way for me to get the money you owe me back" . Then I was folded into a shopping bag and caried here where I heard Maria say she wanted to return a jacket she got as a present... They hung me on a hanger and put me here...I wonder how long it will be before Maria tells them it was all a joke?"
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"OOOFFF! This is amazing, my entire body is courseing with ...
Ooofff! - sensation. The touch of her skin, the moisture of her...
OOOfff! - Sweat inside me... Even the abrasiveness of the asphalt...
Oofff!- I've never felt so alive! ....I hope she never changes me...
OOOffff! Back! I hope she never takes me off! I want to stay..
OOfff! .. her shoe forever!
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"Jim? Is....Is that...you?"
"Tony? what is that? some kind of speaker hidden in my wifes underwear?"
"Jim! Your wife is some kind of witch! She turned me into these panties last week when I wouldnt sleep with her!"
"So what are you saying Tony? My wife's not good enough for you?"
"Huh?"
"No wonder she made you her panties! I'm gonna put you back in her drawer and let you rot there for all i care you picky bastard!"